o Keep your fork ! o If you have a fork, you dont need a spoon to stir your coffee. o Dont expect ice.
	o Expect ice cream on any dessert--whats dessert without it ? o Tuxedos optional. o Kill or remove ants crawling on the counter. o Pass the tabasco or ketchup to your needy o Wait till bean asks you for your order.......there is an order to things blieve it ... or not. o Move down when people need to sit. o Put money out on the edge of the counter when youre ready to hit the road. o If you are becoming or are a regular, lets exchange names....expect me to know it after 3 visits. o When we are in the weeds, expect to clear off the tables yourself o Read the hours on the door--we dont advertise, so tell your special friends. o Feel free to come in right at closing or even after--we are flexible with that. o We dont make promises about eggs--they come "over" or "scrambled" o Dont take more coffee if you aint gonna drink it-- o Use all the syrup or ketchup you squirt on your plate.take scraps to dogs. o Say goodbye whenya leave. greetings are part of the deal here. o If you ask me "whats good" expect a smart remark o Read the boards o Tell me to quiet down. i will tell you to clean your plate. o Save room for dessert, always. o If you really hate the music, say so, i will change it. o Expect truthfulness, as will i. o If your food has arrived, your friends food will follow. o Coffee guzzlers--look for coffee carafs on the counter. o Expect the unexpected. o Remember, we need you, you need us. we are all in this together. love alot. o Hate little. o Live by your heart and keep finding it at the stockyard cafe. o Love to all. peace out, beansprout. o In whitmans words. "i celebrate myself and sing myself, and what i assume you shall assume for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you."